• PizzaWarnings

Peetza Warnings

To be read before purchasing peetza for the MeetingsWithPizzaz

• A SnackPizza will be ordered if the size is not specified (SnackPizza / DoublePizza)

• There is likely to be a delivery charge for orders (most likely $1.50 per person, but YMMV)

• Sauces will default to a random sauce of the PizzaOrderer's choosing if not specified

• Pizza may sometimes be ordered late; but you shouldn't rely on this

• If you ask for a SnackSomethingTasty then you will get something at random

  • If you're not specific enough about an order, then you will get something random of the appropriate class
• Hell's site only allows selection of 8 toppings max on a pizza; if you ask for more, some will be removed at random until the order is accepted.

• If you pay cash on the night, please note that on the page. A paid cash at the end of the line is sufficient. If you do pay cash, and don't make a note of it, you're liable to be double-charged by mistake.

• If only one or two people order pizza, then the order will (probably) be cancelled by default unless the orderer has some way of contacting the orderees to verify that they want to spend lots on delivery.
• Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe
• If redness, irritation, swelling or pain persists or increases or if infection occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician

PizzaOrderers

• Orderers are advised to indicate their intentions on the page before ordering, and check just before submitting the order to avoid duplicate orders